Here's da reaL stuff in da treasure box. Yeah .. good stuff .. sorrie it can onLy be found in Hong Kong and if u guys dun mind u can make do with those down BaLestier Road which they beLieved is good enuff in Singapore. 

Lao Po Bing .. speciaLLy imported from Hong Kong, the paradise of pastries and dim sum. I cant heLp but simpLy Looking at da thing itseLf brings me to a different dimension. 

That Day

That day, I couLd hardLy hide my emotions. UnbearabLe as it was, da depressed Look on my pitch bLack face toLd it aLL. I cud aLmost feeL da heartwrench deep within me. Yes, I was feeLing Lost and down. Down, to da bottom of an endLess pit. Da exotic coLours of my eventfuL worLd suddenLy ceased to bLack and white. I knew itz gonna happen one day, and it did. Everything was Like .. predestined, and nothing couLd have been done to stop this from happening ..

.. i dropped my new handphone for da first time!!! (".)

Look Wat U've Done

Went for a movie today with some current department mates .. we caught HaroLd and Kumar - The Road To White CastLe. Had Laughs tru out.

She muz have been hurt. I can aLmost hear her siLent tears in the breaks between our MSN chat. But I'd rather do it now than make it much unbearabLe Later on. Yes, I have finaLLy seen wat an ass I am .. giving peopLe hope and taking it away from them. But mayB I was doing it right .. being such a Lusty fLirtatuous bastard on da go, it wud end up hurting her anyway if things do work out. Gotta admit I suck ..

Why do we not be abLe to foLLow wat our heart teLLs us at times? MayB our mind has been eviL .. tinking of too much uneccessary happenings .. mayB a simpLe mind wud have done da trick .. yet .. we're born to be compLicated .. which is why things dat cud have happened .. faiLed to.

I have met Lots of new peopLe. And out of so many of them, Shiao Hui has been one dat caught my eye. SimpLe, innocent and pure nice gaL. Anything dat cud happen .. we shaLL see ..

Itz ALL Good

Cast : My famiLy, 6 in totaL. My parents, 2 younger brothers and 1 LittLe sis.

It was 10pm.

Act 1 (in my room) :
I had juz woken from an hour of nap and was up for dinner. My younger brother had juz gone for a takeaway from da neighbouring MacDonaLd's and he took to his bed when he returned .. weLL I reaLised he had bought onLy 2 set meaLs for 10 bucks is aLL my mother gave him.

Act 2 (in the kitchen) :
There were onLy 2 burgers and da eLder brother took one and my sis the other. It din take Long before da house's overaLL coordinator, Mom, tried to rectify da situation by asking An whoz in bed to have da fries. As da "wise" eLdest brother, I asked my 2nd brother to spLit haLf da burger to An. Of coz, there was siLence from him and I aLways tot he was a seLfish freak. This brother of mine is an individuaL dude who does things but for his own benefits onLy aLL his Life. We were aLL in da kitchen and it took a coupLe of minutes before he caLLed out my Mom to get An out herseLf. I was suprised, and extremeLy pLeased with his gesture, datz him, aLways so hard to express directLy. At Least my brother ain dat bad after aLL, though eventuaLLy An stiLL refused to eat. Anyway my sis and I were da Last in da kitchen, and itz been some time since i Last caught up wif her .. she's pLaying netbaLL now .. datz good news, being an active sportsperson myseLf, I'd hope she exceL in something .. itz a good warm famiLy I have with me .. and Im Luving it ..

Act 3 (the house) :
Lights are off .. Im onLine writing ..

HsiLgne: What a beautiful language

(^^,)

He wakes up at 7 .. bathes, had breakfast and gets dressed. He does some grooming and heads for skooL. To the same room, meeting the same peopLe. 9.30am .. time for tea break. Back to work and itz not Long before Lunchtime arrives and he heads for da North canteen. On a good day, there'd be frenz for company. Otherwise itz a quick bite and he heads back to the same room. Every afternoon without faiL, he wiLL be visiting the Shopping Arcade either to sLack, or itz serious business of deLivering goods to the outLets. At 5.30pm, he packs up and heads home. There goes another day for average Joe, me ..

Da secondary 4 waLkway .. spot da hose on da right corner .. I used to pLay wif it and get caught .. 

Got this from da back of da haLL .. 

Peeps from our batch .. which is so rare during da Homecoming Dinner ..  

Had to capture tis pic, man. They Left a BIG ginseng in my bowL of chinese soup! Wtf .. 

Our dining tabLe .. from right we have Marie and Jessica of whom we were so "honoured" to have shared tabLe with .. they were pretty young Ladies. Behind Marie is my EX-NCC officer .. how Lucky we were =/ 

da Main Staircase .. centrepoint where anyone meets everyone. 

Da skooL haLL buzzing with peeps of aLL generations .. 

With Ms Tan, MoraLs and EL teacher. 

@ Parade Square where we spent our everday fLag raising / Lowering .. 

Now and Then

Things are so much different today as I return to where I spent da best years of my Life .. in MayfLower Secondary. Homecoming reunion dinner it was, Lots of peeps .. yet aLL da new faces except for a few. SadLy many from my batch have been unabLe to attend due to hot demand for da tix which had been snapped up by enthusiastic earLy birds. WeLL, at Least da good oLd structure of da buiLding remained, and memories are aLL datz Left. Met quite a few teachers who DO remember me (but not my name which actuaLLy is understandabLe). Boy oh boy, so many babes around, yet I wud gLadLy give gLances of them aLL up for peopLe from my batch to come. It'd be da perfect scenario. Anyway itz not possibLe, so I tot I cud make do wif steaLing gLances at babes. 6 of us guys, a former teacher, my ex-NCC officer and 2 cutie pies are those dat were on tabLe 13. Not dat unauspicious a number at aLL ehh! However food ain dat fantastic, for every dish dat comes wif seafood I wud Lose aLL appetite (FYI, Im aLLergic to seafood). Looking back, time reLi fLies .. itz but yesterday dat we were having Loads of fun .. pLaying chapteh during recess .. spreading rumours across cLasses .. hose-ing water about in da toiLet .. awaiting 12.50pm for mad rush to da basketbaLL court for footbaLL .. itz gonna take a book or so to jot down every singLe thing we do. Yes, who doesnt yearn for yesterday. But motion takes us tru .. and moving on is da onLy option, as we aLL grow for tomorrow. Da past .. cLosed as another chapter ..

What Porn Has Made Me Believe

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly,middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy ****s.
11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.(woo)
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.(lol!)
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.(but not me)
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients’ cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she will only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.(phew)

and finally...

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip

Changes

Change is aLways tiring. It takes away stuff u have possession of and gives u new ones dat u may have to Learn and adapt. But da positives out of it are aLways so abundant, and it may juz be a matter of time before ur stoLen oLd stuff gets out of ur mind, with da new ones setting in. Though, not aLways da case.

A brand new department, a brand new team. To start from scratch and buiLd up rapport with new peopLe. Do miss da good oLd peopLe I have been Leading my Life wif for da past 2 months who brought me much meaning and Laughter and something to Look forward to every singLe day. Yet u and i noe, dat nothing Lasts an eternity. WeLL itz a cycLe comes and goes. Shopping Arcade's shops have aLL changed staff. Sity ain there in the VaLue Shop anymore. So is MicheLLe and Peixuan. Shiao Hui is now not at Lifestyle Shop anymore, now dat I have been transferred over to Inventory Management inside da same good oLd store I used to visit. Everyday I enter this room, used to but disturb her. Everyday I enter this room, presentLy is but memories of da past. How I wish I was here when she was here too. It'd be great fun I bet. Now with new peopLe, it is but moments .. am I tired or wat .. give me a break, man.