Taking it Away

WhiLe sLacking away in my new army camp at Payar Lebar, reading the papers, I came across this advertisement on speaking good engLish movement.

The government wants us to improve our speech in that Language. Oh weLLs, great! That means they do not Like our very own SingLish aka Singaporean-engLish.

Now, where do we find the originaL "LocaL fLavour"? Roti prata? Chicken rice? Hokkien mee? Ohh pLease, these are from India and China. We shud instead Learn to accept that Rojak is the onLy thing we created, juz Like this country itseLf, mixed with different race and reLigions. And SingLish is the onLy originaL cuLture we have inhabited and ought to be proud of.

SeriousLy we shouLd juz form a Save SingLish campaign.