The TransLator

My Taiwanese fren, Joan, seeked my assistance on MSN as foLLows ..

味曾 says:
你可以幫我翻譯一段英文嗎?
但是要用中文跟我說
拜託你ㄌ
causes for this include the extended period of inactivity before surgery slow resolution of the skeletal muscle derangements that occur with end-stage heart failure

And then I repLied as foLLows ...
 
Long© says:
“造成的因素有。。延长无能活动期间 然后手术将延慢骨肌主枝与 心脏摔坏 (end-stage)”
不懂你看得懂我写什么

She repLied me ...

味曾 says:
?
害!!

... now we aLL know our Chinese Language sucked big time.