15 Pieces of "Advice" for Women

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Im pretty sure the one who wrote aLL these, is probabLy right beside God now.

"If you're happy and you know it, cLap your hands."

If you're happy and I know it .. I wiLL cLap my hands. I wiLL ..

Are you?

Journey around the worLd .. ends at where it began for some peopLe.

The Man who made it aLL happen.

Fact 3 .. pLease peopLe. Be content.

City of Venice, ItaLy.

Norweigen gLaziers (if Im not wrong), are disappearing. In years to come, oceans wiLL rise .. and Lands wiLL be submerged.

Fact 2 and the shock ..

Fact one

and on ..

It goes on ..

there they are, the beauties of Yann.

From the tip of WheeLock pLace

You-know-where

Tang's

Paragon, the shopping centre datz not in my cLass (right now), with a BIG Xmas tree.

Takashimaya

HMV crossroads ..

Orchard Point

Centrepoint's Xmas deco .. sure is the best among aLL of Orchard's

ToiLet BowL

Working has been reLi difficuLt these days. U can mess with supervisors, but over the Line and you are dead. I dunnoe where the Line is and it went too far. Now, even the store that I dun work at, discriminates me as the attitude problem worker. Sad.

In Life, we're aLL juz Like toiLet bowL. You get the shit, and be pissed at. Datz reaLity. You juz gotta cLimb higher than everyone.

Was stroLLing aLong Orchard Road days back to visit this stretch of photography by a Frenchmanm, Yann Arthus-Bertrand . They are beautifuL. U guys have to check it out for once ya? Itz juz right outside WheeLock PLace and the whoLe exhibit wiLL end juz before Cuscaden Road.

Joanne - turned 21

Howvever we are aLL but three different peopLe .. animaLs i mean ..

CoincidentaLLy aLL 3 of us wore the same watch ..

In the box - an adidas jacket and a Casio watch

Present - in the box

Saturday - Joanne's burfday bash .. attendance - Me, Jaz and Hui ..

CycLes

These days, I'm pretty contented ..

I reaLise in my Life, aLL I need is juz my handphone, fuLLy charged, my waLLet, with some cash and EZ-Link card. I Love Listening to songs on the radio, wherever I am, whenever I am. Anyway I wud highLy recommend this song Photograph by NickeLback coz itz one very nice song. Heard it first time over Caixia's (from adidas) bLog. Why issit nice? Listen and you wiLL aLL know ..

I aLso reaLise Life is so fuLL of cycLes, coz Life itseLf is a cycLe. And watever that goes around does come around. A roLLercoaster ride wiLL end after some whirLwind turns .. then it wiLL start a new ride again. The sun wiLL rise in the east, set in the west .. then it wiLL rise again from the east. An empty stomach wiLL be fiLLed with food .. and in no time it wiLL become empty again. See it?

WouLdnt it be wonderfuL if Life cud come to a standstiLL when it is most beautifuL? I know itz impossibLe, for Life is but juz a cycLe.

I stiLL yearn to take the same cycLe again, though.

To You

Today wouLd have been the first month of our second year together ..

I stiLL remember .. those days when we first knew each other and had so much fun. You were someone speciaL .. and I was someone speciaL to you too. And we had so much joy and Laughter inside that shop of ours.

Do u remember .. when we were juz frenz and you aLmost hugged me at the MRT without reaLising what you were doing and I stood there stoned heh ..

Everyone thought we were together when we spent every minute sending goods, tending store, having Lunches and writing vapour on the gLass panes. You wrote "siLLy goat" and I wrote "stupid sheep" ..

Do u know .. that being with u was an impossibLe dream that happened .. that I stood by LeveL 2 watching you Leave the campus in a car thinking that you were attached .. that I feLt uneasy whenever someone stops by the store to visit you those days .. that you are simpLy beautifuL ..

We were juz frenz ..

1st October 2004 .. it aLL began ..
the fairytaLe, the magicaL moments and every smiLe on ur face, every hug and every second I heLd ur hand .. I wiLL never forget.

You are God sent, to show me the way.
You are God sent, to teach me how to fLy.
You are God sent, to show me wat Love trueLy is.

Be happy coz You trueLy are the best, reaLLy ..

The journey back to Eden sure is Long, but You wiLL aLways be in my heart.

"To Love is to Let go .. watz meant to be is meant to be .."